I found what gale will look like in a couple of years when he gets old.

Isn’t there a saying that if you have the good looks when you’re young, you’ll only get uglier in the end?

As tempting as smashing the bottle to gale sounds, it’ll only ruin what drinking source he has for the night.

Fine, I’ll reconsider the idea. Maybe bread I can use. At least the burnt ones.

“Do we like riddles? Of course you do.” He says stumbling in, nearly tripping over his own feet. “I’ll go first. I am dirty, I love being filled with wood, but someone only goes down on me once a year. What am I?”

He won’t mind about the burnt bread, I don’t think he’d feel the same as to what I’m using it for.

he’s out cold on the couch, clutching a knife in hand. good luck to whoever tries to wake him.

if it’s about the knife — he has a reason for it.

oh…then what is she questioning about?

If anyone smells something burning, no you don’t. Drinking and cooking isn’t a good combination. Especially when being a cook isn’t a forte of his.

That’s a bit far fetched, don’t you think? To say it smells like death 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚. That just sounds exaggerated.

Funny you brought that up. One of your arrows happened to be in my front yard, were you trying to shoot at my goose?!

How many times do I have to tell you that my goose is off the table?!

𝙉𝙤. Don’t you even dare. She’s off limits. There’s plenty of other animals in the forest.

No…. what makes you assume that?

I haven’t thought of a name for her yet. But I’d consider it, do you think they make wigs for geese too?

We could borrow one of hers if they don’t. It could be like she’s always here with us.

You don’t think she would? Even if it’s in her honor?

I don’t know, I might have to disagree with you. Besides maybe if the goose had a wig, it’d stop you from shooting at it.

❝ 𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚖𝚎? ❞ 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒚 #ʀᴏᴏ —18+ 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 —𝑴𝑫𝑵𝑰