Patrick Ross (@drpatrickross) 's Twitter Profile
Patrick Ross

@drpatrickross

Pediatric intensivist and anesthesiologist. Not as funny as I think I am. Tweets are my own. They are not medical advice. #pedsicu Vaccinated.

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Steve Martin (@unrealbluegrass) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Forget the indoctrinated Trump cult members. They can't be reached just like asking a rabid dog to "please stop?" is not worth it. Rational persons trying to make a decision can be easily reached. Simply restate the insane comments Trump is making leading up to the election. He

John Cleese (@johncleese) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You used to have a slogan 'No taxation without representation' I've been paying tax here since 1964, and I'm not allowed to vote So this is how I represent myself

Kamala’s Wins (@harris_wins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Morning Joe just laid the smackdown on Donald Trump, labeling him as a damaged, delusional, old man. Retweet so every American sees this masterclass on taking down Donald Trump.

Republican Voters Against Trump (@accountablegop) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Republican Mayor John Giles of Mesa, AZ: “There’s one thing I know about Vice President Harris. There is no question in my mind that the top item on her agenda is what is best for the United States of America. I’m equally convinced that that is nowhere on Donald Trump’s agenda.”

Jared Moskowitz (@jaredemoskowitz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What he means is Old Testament, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes.The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA!

Jane of the North (@janeotn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Canadian here. We don’t have prayer in schools, or the Ten Commandments, or God. We also don’t have dead kids. No Canadian child has ever died in a mass shooting in an elementary school. We have guns. What we don’t have is Republicans. American has to get rid of Republicans.

Patrick Ross (@drpatrickross) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#MedTwitter Thoughts from Therapy. In healthcare our goal is to help children live the best, healthiest life they can. Yet, we are not trained or expected to do the same for ourselves. We feel that we can't be anything less than perfect and never expect to live our own best life.

Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Donald Trump’s cognitive decline is accelerating. He has trouble forming coherent thoughts and coherent sentences. He is too old and cognitively impaired to be president.

jonathan Slater (@slater_paul) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My daughter just texted she’s opted in for the transgender surgery at the high school nurses office. She’s like 5 th in line. It’s going slow because they are using staplers and erasers. #givemeafuckingbreak

Noah Garfinkel (@noahgarfinkel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

Patrick Ross (@drpatrickross) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For #SuicideAwarenessMonth I am speaking at my own hospital about my own suicidal risk. It seems like a good time to remind people that who you are today is enough and we will love you as you get better at loving yourself. Reach out. 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

Patrick Ross (@drpatrickross) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Occasionally when the surgeon asks for the scalpel to start I will throw out "Oh god, oh god, not the knife" I honestly like yours better. It is important to get these surgeries started on a good foot. 😃

Pete Buttigieg (@petebuttigieg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Cats! Dogs! Geese! Laura Loomer! Look, now he’s attacking Taylor! Like the last season before a show gets canceled for getting over-the-top and, at the same time, boring. This election is about jobs, wages, climate, health care, abortion. Not his show. Your life.