Somehow I ended up in Dubai.

The biggest lure for AFL players to head to the Gold Coast Suns is not the money, but the abundance of sluts. #youdwannagetmorerootsthanwins

Wrote my first vent/article.. "Commercial TV in Australia" priceless-productions.tumblr.com

Regretting not going to Hogwarts I would have fukd so many witches with a bit of Aussie charm & a sleeping spell.

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For everyone asking, episode #911 with Alex Jones is now showing up in iTunes. Up until now it was missing in action. #conspiracy

#FeedMeFridays is back! RT for your chance to win a pizza feast delivered to your door before the footy tonight!

If Conor Mcgregor KO's Floyd in the 8th Rd... I will give a fan who Retweets this, $1,000. #VanillaGorillaCompetition #MustBeFollowing