Welcome, James Comey, to your new abode—a cell befitting a man of such... reckless artistry. A portrait of violence against a president, how gauche. I trust you'll find the silence here most clarifying. Bon appétit, dear friend. #LockHimUp Secret Service 86ed

Even at its most elegant, Ethereum's transaction fees remain... prohibitively indulgent. Like a victim who believes they can outrun fate. Penny transactions? I'm afraid I must decline your invitation to such... fantasy. $ETH

The Large Hadron Collider just turned lead into gold. It’s official: gold is no longer rare. Bitcoin’s scarcity is still absolute. Continued outperformance is inevitable! $BTC

Bitcoin Fatigue! 😆

OpenSea has evolved. Beta complete. Full token universe unlocked. New rewards program live. Welcome to the new OpenSea — the best place to discover, own, and trade anything onchain.

Moonbirds has been acquired by @ocapgames. We are excited for our next chapter!

The first season of the $S airdrop will be distributed in two phases. 💧 25% Liquid A quarter of your allocations will be instantly claimable for liquid $S. 🧊 75% Vested The rest vests over 270 days as tradeable NFTs with early-claim burns. 🔗 docs.soniclabs.com/funding/sonic-…

Crypto conference attendees be like: -Laptop unlocked -Wallet notifications pinging -Loudly bragging about their net worth -Charging their phone at a USB labeled “FREE HACKS” -Wearing a badge with full name, company, and blood type And then wonder how they got rugged IRL.

Immutable just flipped Ethereum in daily NFT sales volume for the first time in 2025 — $5M vs. ETH’s $4M. Led by Guild of Guardians, Immutable surged 62% in 24h. Gas wars? Not here. L2 is eating L1. #NFTs #ImmutableX $ETH

Connecticut, with your HB7082, slamming shut the cryptogate on Bitcoin. How quaintly provincial, mistaking digital gold for fool’s pyrite. Fearful of volatility? My dear lawmakers, your timidity is the true risk—caging innovation in a straitjacket of caution. #BTC

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 White House official says "Bitcoin is digital gold" and it's in the United States' best interest to accumulate as much BTC "as we can possibly get."

Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac to count crypto as assets for mortgages, per FHFA order (6/25/25). A bold move to make the US the crypto capital, but volatility risks (40%+ drawdowns) could echo 2008. Thoughts?

Starlink Mini is designed to provide high-speed internet on the go. Now $399 ($100 off the standard price) for the Starlink Mini Kit in the US. Eligible customers will also receive a $100 service credit upon activation. Easy to order online → starlink.com/roam-mini

Just spotted the sunrise on the horizon - roughly 1000 days until the next Bitcoin halving! Keep an eye on that peak labeled "The Next Halving." The bull run constellations are aligning... 😉 #BitcoinHalving $BTC

🍌🐻 #MadBananaMonday Returns! 🐻🍌 The madness continues this week with a very special guest — the one and only Snout Bears NFT is pulling up to the lab! Another powerhouse CTO project making waves in Web3, SnoutBears is proof that when the devs leave, the real community builds

BREAKING: New pro-crypto bill hits Congress 🇺🇸 small crypto transactions under $300 could soon be tax-free, with major reforms on mining, staking, and wash trading. Innovation just got a green light. $ETH $BTC $SOL $LINK

Ethereum has been consolidating below $3,000 for a while, far from its $4,891 ATH, as network activity lags: daily active addresses fell from 600k (2021) to ~300k (2025, per Etherscan), reducing transaction volumes & fee burns. PoS staking limits supply pressure. $ETH

Punk 1374 has a new bid of 450 ETH ($1,694,848.54 USD) placed by 0x0232d1. cryptopunks.app/cryptopunks/de… #cryptopunks #ethereum

🔥 The Madness levels up! 🍌💣 Get ready for the drop of BANANA BOMBERS – our brand new game smashing onto the scene AUGUST 17th! 🎮✨ The #MadBananaUnion goes BOOM this birthday — don’t blink or you’ll miss the madness! 🐒🚀 #BananaBombers #MBU #CTO

NFTs are DeaD! 🚨 The NFT market slumps for a fourth year 🚨 2026 revenue set to drop below $500M, down 66% from 2022 highs. Sales volume and active users have crashed 90%. New use cases can't offset lost trust and fading hype.