Trump largely ditched the silly kinda whimsical stuff to focus more on evil things this time around. But I still hold out hope he’ll drop a $200 bill note. Maybe even a $300 bill. Would be cool to pull out at parties. What about a $700 bill
White guy I’ve worked with for years has always had a pretty wild blaccent. Yesterday showed up to work and there was no trace of it. I wonder what happened
Every time I see a cop in a Ford Fusion squad car I assume it’s being done as a form of humiliation/punishment for an office faux pas. Like he didn’t throw on a fresh pot of coffee after finishing an old one so now he whips a Fusion while other dudes get Chargers and Expeditions
pronouncing "pho" at the phonetic midpoint between the correct-but-pretentious way (fuh) and the Way Of The Philistine White (foe), so as to avoid any and all complications. the waiter (19, born in Hamburg to the grandchildren of national socialists) shrugs. I kill myself
Girl working bar at the coffee shop rn called out “Scott! I’ve got a couple of lattes, a couple of scottes 😏” and then it got very quiet in there very quickly