Improving safety and security at scale

“Of course I might be mistaken,” I type in my email, knowing full well that I have never been mistaken ever in my life.

Hey twitter, I just finished my thesis #phdchat

Just submitted my PhD thesis. It felt like this: #phdchat

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Look at them all. Mary, Paul, Mel, Sue. This was filmed so long ago. They're so happy. They have no idea. THEY DON'T KNOW. #GBBO

Lying down has never felt so good

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@fionajharvey thankfully they had insurance!

Too real #ASC2017

@fionajharvey technically speaking we don't award PhDs purely on the basis of someone's ability to use a lectern :p

Falcon 9 first stage has landed on Of Course I Still Love You — world’s first reflight of an orbital class rocket.

Waiting for the evening news cycle is like the Battlestar Galactica episode when Cylons attacked every 33 minutes

"Latency Numbers Every Programmer Should Know" It is hard for humans to get the picture until you translate it to "human numbers":

i wish people would just understand that in actuality having a blank root password is actually the long-awaited realisation of stallman's perfect original utopian vision for UNIX systems

My son's a little worried that Santa may skip our house because he was sometimes bad this year. I explained that Santa uses an exponentially weighted moving average to compute your goodness score, so more recent datapoints dominate and he's probably fine.

Sometimes I think people come into work at the weekends explicitly to frustrate my ability to focus. I'm trying to edit a journal paper here, do you really need to have a loud conversation in our open plan office?

Good splashdown of Dragon confirmed, completing the second resupply mission to and from the International Space Station with a flight-proven commercial spacecraft.