who up eatting astroturf

mental note to smell my lover more often

TODAY! I managed to see a copy of the unreleased “Jesus MMA” faith film, and it’s SO MUCH more laughable and strange than you might think. Going live on the channel soon: youtu.be/MFYNHWTrXL0

I don’t think yall understand: this movie features a literal “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” needle drop during a fight scene. The entire soundtrack is Drowning Pool, Motley Crue, and Godsmack. Also, Jesus is there.

im in love. im in GAY love. very gay. so love. ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🌸uwu🌸

tweting this while tied up rn waiting for my dommy mommy to shit her brains out bc her tummy hurts

zinc this and zinc that... nice try i got myself a coloidal silver gf 🥰🥰🥰

katy perry is a prime example for the kissing girls to holding daisies in space pipeline. lesbians beware...

Telling the people at the weed store I’m there every night because I have a dog with anxiety (my girlfriend)

the dog in question:

the dog in question:

like this

im a top btw

who up getting raptured?

hate job. job hell. why job??? i didnt even do anything. this is a fucking joke smfh

but my diamond earrings 🤧🤧