Always a bright side: we are living through a time that will bring great levity and hilarity to the school history lessons of the future. #brexit #fuxake #BrexitShambles

For all those watching Line of Duty and asking "Who is H"? Mystery solved. They are dead, and here is the proof. Hopefully that will put an end to all those posts. #LineOfDuty #WhoisH

I created the largest bent spoon in the world and its coming home! 18.5 meters weighing 11 tons! 🥄💓💓💓💓💓🇮🇱

A giant bent spoon on the back of a lorry going to its new home. 18.5 metres and 11 tons. How cool is THAT?! . #urigeller #TheUriGeller #bentspoon

This morning, around 11.20, my chum Billy Agnew of #Viarama_vr on BBC Radio Scotland. #kayeadams experiencing virtual reality; she's in for a thrill. But, more, a valuable and powerful tool for hospices, care homes, respite centres etc. I've seen the effects first-hand.

“you must accept the result of a democratic vote” say the Tories who are about to call a 3rd General Election in 5 years because they didn’t like the first two. Britain voted for this Parliament. Deal with it.

An update from the Prime Minister #brexit #Boris ⁦BBC Politics⁩ ⁦Politics⁩

Wow

Johnson's answer to this question is just absolutely embarrassing. A complete and utter shambles. #ToryManifesto #ConservativeManifesto

Strong and Stable? Turned out to be String and Staple.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/B92LOq8DAFM/…

What a beautiful message. Brilliantly done. Take a couple of minutes to watch this, and share. Nimbus Beds #NimbusBeds youtu.be/RdU3dLZWso0

And once again, the Virgin Money Business App is down, and not allowing access. It was down for weeks the last time; I expect the same this time. If a bank wanted to destroy small businesses, this is the way to do it. Ask Virgin Money

Heineken alcohol free. Sainsbury's : £11.00 for 12. Dynamic Earth: £11 for 2. £5.50 for a small bottle of alcohol-free beer! Seriously, Dynamic Earth Events , I've always loved what you do - and your excellent staff - but you need to take a look at your greedy Rip-Off Meter.

I took a couple of photos, and used a stylus on the phone screen to produce these... for no other reason than I can, and I hope it raises a wee smile.