90% of life is just showing up and starting. Don’t want to work? Show up and start. Don’t want to workout? Show up and start. Simple, but not easy.

We need to bring back controlled child labor. Too many little brats running around with attitudes and time on their hands.

The more feminine a woman, the more masculine her man.

A quick way to judge a man: look at his woman. The more of a catch she is, the better he is. Bonus tip: a guy that pulls way out of his league. Unless it’s family wealth, he’s doing something right.

Corrupted money turns people into commodities.

Bring back smoking. People were skinnier back then.

Men: pockets are not for your hands. They’re for holding things.

Celebrate masculinity

Bring back firing squads and hangings for treason.

Not believing in God is a sin that not even Satan or demons would commit.

The easiest way for women to look prettier is to smile and wear classic red lipstick:

Every woman is starting to look the same. Gross.

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury.

Dancing mimics life. Men lead, women follow.

Men: when given the chance, most girls just want to frolic in a pretty dress. Be the guy that can provide that.

Men: if a girl wasn’t hot in high school or college but gets hot after she’s 25, it’s probably because of a lot of plastic surgery. Take a look at her in high school/college to know what kind of genetics she has before making a baby with her.