When people say: “don’t confuse him” but you’re not confused ☹️

Update I got a new couch

I hired a new employee.

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This is hilarious 😆

just one snack youtu.be/EtMDNS09yH0 via YouTube

Petition for TeamYouTube to Unban LeafyisHere! (RT) to support the unbanning of Leafy! YouTube is boring now it’s nothing but cancel culture, we need good wholesome banter back on the platform!

Lost in the citadel - damn ☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l you’ve surpassed even my expectations

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 11/11 11:11 11 years.

These are my lucky boots. Retweet for good luck.

That’s #Cali4ya

I have some big news to announce: I've made my longest video to date, and I'm finally talking about my stalker situation. Run-time is 2:47, so it's basically a movie. This is an absolutely insane story and I'm going to be doing a live watch-along and Q&A for each section soon.

🌸#Palworld Sakurajima Update - June 27th🌸 🧭New Island 🐸Tons of new Pals and subspecies! 🔥Challenge a new raid and hard-mode bosses! ⚓Plunder an enemy oil rig! 🚀Expanded building, new level cap and more! 🤝Xbox Dedicated Servers! 🌸...and much more! Coming June 27th!🌸

I can finally announce this: last week marked the 18th anniversary of my first book, The Alphabet of Manliness, and I'm proud to announce my ANIMATED SHOW! It's called "The Encyclopedia of Manliness" and there are 9 episodes running 22-minutes each. More details coming soon!

open.spotify.com/track/4qBRHQ2z…