If you were as half as bad at your job as C.B. Bucknor is at his, you’d be unemployed. Stevie Wonder could literally have made the correct call here just from hearing his fucking foot hit the bag.

Trump just cut a midterm ad for every Democrat in America.

Death, taxes, and this motherfucker swinging at anything within eight feet of the plate. It’s comforting to know in this age of rapid change some things are eternal.

Name a great television theme song. I’ll start:

I keep this ball in a drawer and, sometimes, when I’m alone, I’ll break it out and toss it across the room and run and catch it while announcing the play. I’m 54 years old.

This photo could’ve literally been taken at any time between 1972 and this morning …

Sec. Hegseth fired over 20 top generals and admirals, including a top Army general who served 7 presidents this week. Purging generals to settle personal or political vendettas is what happens in China or Russia, not America. I broke down why this is dangerous back in November:

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth appoints his longtime advisors Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan as his top two generals.

You may be old but are you this old?

NFL teams saw this and somehow drafted Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold over Josh Allen...

🚨 🇺🇸 Breaking: An hour after announcing his resignation, the US Army Chief of Staff says: "A madman will lead the great US military to ruin."

An hour after announcing his resignation, the US Army Chief of Staff says: "A madman is about to lead the great US military to ruin."

“Hey, boss, I’ve got an idea for a new piece of playground equipment.” “Let’s hear it.” “Kids grab a chain and hold on for dear life while spinning at a high rate of speed.” “I like it, but it doesn’t sound dangerous enough.” “Don’t worry, we’ll also lay down some concrete.”

A typical day at my elementary school: 1. Spelling 2. Math 3. Social studies 4. Lunch 5. See which kid dies on this fucking thing 6. Art 7. Music

I’m about to provide you quite possibly the highlight of your day. Now, if you’ll excuse me … Lynda Carter break.

"The danger with a sick deranged malignant narcissist like Donald Trump is they end up destroying not just themselves but everyone around them. And so, the real question is whether Republicans will finally realize, 'We have to get rid of him too' and 'We have to help the

My mother just sent me this pic of my 11th birthday party, 1982. It was obviously a real fucking banger as you can see. That’s me in the upper right wearing the Pony shirt with Pete Rose’s haircut.

Birth to age 10 is an eternity. 11 to 20 also takes forever. 20 to 30 sneaks up on you a little bit. 30 to 40 picks up some steam, and 40 to 50 glides by. 50 to 60 appears so far to have a jet engine.

"Ramble On" is 56 years old and Robert Plant just walked onto The Late Show and made it sound like he wrote it this morning.

MUST WATCH!! NBA Legend Rick Barry had an epic rant about the modern NBA. “Call the game according to the rule book!!” 🔥🔥 Do you agree that the NBA is losing popularity due to poor officiating?? 🤔🤔 (Rick Barry)