Golf. Golf clubs. Golf balls. Golf courses. Golf with cool people. Wedges. Irons. Drivers. Hole in one. Birdie. Eagle. Albatross. Links golf. Fall golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Golf. Ok, that should do it.

Being an adult is just moving from the living room TV to the bedroom TV

I have an autistic obsession with the trap bar at the gym

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you are enough just by existing. Who you are in this moment is enough to make you special and unique. Know that. Have a good night. 👍👍

Twitter is cool. Just a bunch of homies saying things with no context

My only pic from Gasparilla weekend (I took it this morning violently hungover)

Ozempic is lowkey creating a Milfdemic

The funny thing about my back is it’s located on my cock

Last night I had hot dogs and Mac n cheese

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

Morning y’all

Started dropping “love you man” at the end of phone calls with my bros for a few extra aura points

vibe is off in the pasture today

Yeah, I’m that neighbor. The one that is working out in the garage blaring Steely Dan and Toto.

Any time spent outside is time well spent.

I love da Olympics

What if nuking all of our food in the microwave is a major cause of cancer

Charlie Woods is gonna be in snow bunny heaven at FSU. God I hope he rushes

Doc does indeed dabble sometimes with fasted cardio, coffee, and sativa.