I am fully aware this is not a good time to tweet this, but I have delayed doing this waiting for a better day in academia…but it seems like one thing just follows another and no better day seems in sight. My attitude now is 'don't wait, just eat cake' so I am here to pitch...1/

So a very interesting and scary thing happened to me today. 1/601 #TwitterDown

After many months and a lot of trial and error, I’ve finally learned how to scrape data from Twitter. Can’t wait to test it! #TwitterDown

This seems relevant today.

🎶“Well, the indictments start coming and they don't stop coming.”

I finally got a code, so I’ll be looking for you all over there. I hope one of these hits critical mass soon.

Strangely comforting.

Had to make a quick trip to Lowe’s. What did I miss?

I kinda want to run this guy through some conservation tasks.

“Jack, this will be your first semester as a full professor. Any plans?”

We are hiring! Assistant Professor position in Cognitive Psychology. NMSU, Las Cruces, New Mexico, United States careers.nmsu.edu/jobs/assistant…

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Goddamnit there are few football players on earth who give me more joy than Nick Chubb. I'm sick for him.

Do I sing this song every time I buy broccoli? Of course I do. #shechop

Any mutuals in need of a code?

Moving this over to the sky app for those interested