Trader Vic's and Pulse the count down to rum begins join us, Polaris

panels before noon means coffee over costume ain't no vampers here

elevator jam twenty-six flights ain't so bad baking buns of steel

poop goes in toilets please folks, for the love of god poop goes in toilets (Dad's Garage Theatre Co., 'Wrath of Con')

behold, the app store "this app is not complete yet" homescreen anyway

Dragon Con Haiku Look, awesome panel! ... over in the Marriott? Curse you, skybridges!!!

only rule of con: pause at escalator end, gonna butt-punch you.

strangers between floors elevator dance party like ships in the night

new costume idea twenty-seven tabs later 4:13am

party overlap the mother of invention zombie mer-Jedi

collecting friend codes the most tedious of tasks gotta catch 'em all

costume elements ordering stuff from Asia? now pushing your luck!

no lining up yet? secret pre-line in hallway we are watching you

Dragon Con Haiku 5 days left to prep? Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit....

Know what makes a mess? Cutting fluffy legwarmers. That's what makes a mess.

Green line or blue line You chose your fate long ago Badges acquired

RT Conor Davis: Can't make Burning Man Project. So I'll go to DragonCon. Life is so damn hard. Dragon Con Haiku @KatMcAlister