#NewProfilePic warragamba slamma has hacked my account to upload this stupid picture of himself from my phone

Me and my exes

Hospitality is anything but

Fuck, another wanker walking the same speed as me

Saltwater Orson Welles in my eyes

Rainy day, thought I’d paint the Branch Davidians compound burning down.

I don’t want to toot my own horn but *toot* *toot*

I can’t say who decided to put dill with salmon but that’s some Kanye shit, it’s genius.

An old lady just called me a ‘super boy’ 🥰

Hey shut up for a second

My favourite part of the day is having a shower but then later in the day I have another shower and then that’s the favourite part of the day but sometimes I have a cheeky shower around midnight and then that’s my favourite part of the day.

Sexy dreams suck when you got to wake up to an unsexy reality. I want to stay in sexy dreams land.

Shoot him, he’s got a nug!

I just realised I’m an adult and can eat Mexican food all I want. There’s no rules.

It hasn’t been the same since Passions ended.

Here are some things I like; Lemon, lime and bitters Phantom power Petrified wood What are some things you like?

If it were up to me I’d live in the shower....wait a minute, it is up to me!

My only prerogative is to use the word prerogative as much as prerogatively possible.

I seem to get hoisted by my own petard more than I get to use that saying against someone else

@havash i could eat a pun for hours