They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

Jared Goff has more receiving touchdowns on the season than all of these high-profile pass catchers combined 😳

Sir, a second Miller Lite has hit his system

The NFL forcing us to watch the Jets on primetime

This is ridiculous. Biden isn’t stumbling, he’s doing what the Fremen call a sandwalk. It’s a specific technique involving irregular steps which are meant to mimic natural, random movements to throw off the sandworms. 9/10 technique.

Alim McNeill in the Lions defensive line room

made the mistake of watching some cfb with the kids today tween daughter says dad i think ill go to ASU for college

This is the greatest living American.

if u need me this is where I’ll be

Being drunk is a choice Just had around 17 shots Everyone else stumbling and mumbling I am laser sharp I don't allow drunkenness in my body Ever. Self-control by the power of the Holy Spirit I will be up at 4 AM. May no demons have dominion over my body Spirit > flesh

good luck topping this, Kendrick

An airline, but you can pay extra to have a male pilot.

Mood.

At least we are done with all these 24-25 year olds playing college basketball

I have announced the following tariffs: Wife: 50% Kid 1: 30% Kid 2: 25% Mother-in-law: 100% Dog: 0%

Michigan State Football j smith era