Raking is just lawn sweeping

Only reason I wear a mask is cause I'm ugly af

Towards Chaos Thanks to their quick reaction and thinking, Marines at Marine Barracks Washington are being credited by DC Fire and EMS Department with helping to save a woman's life after she was pinned beneath a car. 📺 Watch more: youtu.be/X9_538dihhg

Strippers but on a horizontal pole so they're just doing pullups

There are two types of people in this world. Americans and American'ts.

I love how people try to make me care about them by forcing me to. It just makes me resent and despise you.

Whats your favorite flavor of glue?

Polish cow song but it's the minecraft fox

I served 3 tours as line leader in 2nd grade. Why do I not get a military discount?

Self harm? Nah. Self five.

If you're struggling with bills and use the $600 to buy consoles or toys then you 100% deserve the struggle you're in.

Keep it clean.

"You look tired" thanks thats because I am

You’re a horse girl because you’re a middle class girl with a horse. I’m a horse girl because I like 16 inches of hard cock. We’re not the same.

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HOLY SHIT Twitch just gave me partner 😤😮