Official Statement regarding protection of backbenchers.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

#ElectionNightRX Very disappointing to see the first batch of results come out. It is evident that they are rigged. I, and my many agents across the constituents of the UK have been working hard to 'ensure and secure' the results for the Libs, yet, it comes up dry. Coincidence?

#ElectionNightRX If Edinburgh falls into enemy hands, I don't know if I have any choice. The Alba Party MUST be launched to save Scotland from disaster (ONLY IF EDINBURGH FALLS!!) God save us and lets pray it doesn't! 🙏 📿

#ElectionNightRX I've seen all I need to see. I can officially declare that this result has been hugely great to the Lib Dems. Congratulations to all of my elected colleagues in the House of Commons. I look forward to Lytton's victory speech coming soon! God Bless! 🇺🇸

#ElectionNightRX Very happy to see the Icelandic government reaching out! The Liberal Democrats are more than willing to work with them to form a government.

I've sent in my resignation to the Lib Dem Leader. The party in its current state is no longer viable, and he is refusing to bring about any change.

Be sure to preorder DOUG: THE ART OF THE DEAL. Coming to a bookstore near you soon. It will be the greatest and best book in the history of publication. INFACT, it's already a national bestseller!

First Roblox house in 2016 vs Most recent Roblox house in 2022. Maybe some small improvements have been made? #RBLXDev #RobloxDev #RBXDev

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Worth the wait. #themasters

Statement from Buckingham Palace

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!