imagine being a couple that met in a gym

i dont even find taskmaster funny anymore.im just going through the motions

the anti Palestine youtube ads seem like all the other scam youtube ads trying to sell some bullshit

never get your aerosol and your anusol mixed up

i think the big brother tv franchise is a pretty good physical demonstration of social media

samuel L jackson in a uk bread advert. advertising has now not only ruined the internet, it has now made someone who has £250 million, look like a cvnt on tb for another 5 mill.

godfearing as a personality trait? sorry no

YES this guy fears no god

we all cut too much cheese from the block on purpose. 'oops ill have to eat it now, i can't stick it back on' we say to ourselves... we are all absolutely pathetic

i love the way you ignore me its so romantic

i dont fear god i fear dog

wild swimming sewage swimming

why has america got 4 fathers anyway. did its mum get around?

imagine being NETFLIX and not being able to keep hold of 'the hangover' series

Comic Sans isnt even funny

When you're this fat, floating in the swimming pool is just a nice break from gravity

please can we have a jason statham action film where he says 'nunight' to a baddy just before erasing them

robbie williams is like that annoying flamboyant auntie that has a holiday home in spain and drinks too much at family gatherings

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