Ukraine wants to join the EU. President Zelensky is begging the EU to make it a candidate country now. RT if you support Ukraine’s ambition.

I just knew that No10 had cleared the media grid today for my birthday. Who doesn’t love to re-watch Titanic on a special day. 🪑🛳️ #Reshuffle

Quince is a serial resigner ...

Cameron will fit right back in to Sunak's bent government

Think of it as a no fault eviction notice Rachel

Well I don't think Wes Streeting & the Labour health team have much to worry about. Victoria Atkins is deeply unimpressive. Recently the Question Time audience just laughed at her (I love the expression on Yvette Cooper's face) x.com/implausibleblo…

Presumably Sunak will reply to Braverman. I think he should just do a totally dismissive pro forma reply: "Thank you for your letter of 14 November, the contents of which have been noted".

How can something be both funny and depressing?

Meteorologists in North Yorkshire are describing the snow today as a Tory Cabinet. It's very cold and surprisingly thick.

I remember Andrew Neil mocking Sian Berry when she predicted that Brexit would impact on mixed nationality marriages. He owes her an apology. bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-pol…

Can any #iPhone 14 wizard help me? My phone has stopped ringing when I receive a call (it still pings when I receive a text message). How do I get my ringer back? Thanks

Sad to see Michael Cockerell doing his confused Joe Biden impression on Uni Challenge

Dreamt that my father (who I'd not seen since age 16 when I left home due to his violence) was dying. Grappled for ages with whether I shd try to see him or let the old sod die alone. Then suddenly I remembered: “Hang on a minute - he committed suicide in 1981!” Seriously weird

I'd rather shave my eyeballs

“You boy - have any Tory MPs been accused of sexual deviancy in 2024 yet?”