Armand Domalewski Tell Kristi. I want her to know it was me.

Machismo

I want it

The Health and Human Services secretary seems as committed to swimming in jeans as he is to destroying the nation’s immune system. 👖 rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

"I won't be at rehearsal, Liz. I'm co-starring in a new action film for The Daily Wire. Jonathan Majors and Zachary Levi are playing twins. It's an anti-woke 'Sinners.'"

es lo mínimo que espero de alguien que se llama así sinceramente

Como dirían Sheldon Cooper: "Es gracioso porque es verdad" 😂

Kevin O’Leary just won his primary for governor. Meaning, he’s now positioned to become the first governor to never kill two people in a boating accident, flee the scene, evade accountability, and blame the accident on his allegedly alcoholic wife, in the US.

Reaper, Widow, Sombra

I've watched this like 50 times

what is happening???

Watching Great Britain vs. Mexico in the World Baseball Classic.

Hello? I’d like to report a murder.

So basically my play list

Happy International Women's Day 💖

*Tarjeta de crédito rechazada* El veterinario con mi perro recién operado: