Watching Breakfast news for the first time in a long time and it’s just wall to wall hysteria! No wonder everyone is angry if this is how we start our day.

I have had no internet for 5 days now and I’m sorry, but how did we ever just live with normal TV.

🎼 TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART The 30th anniversary remixes of my 1995 hit single are out on Friday, August 29th on digital, streaming and CD. CD singles are available on eBay, Bandcamp and at energiserecords.com 💿

Delivering the double at Athens 2004. 🤩 Kelly Holmes did something incredible on this day in the 1500m at Athens 2004, completing an historic middle-distance double just days after taking gold in the 800m. 🥇🥇 @worldathletics | Team GB | #Olympics

The temperature has gone very autumnal today.

Thought I was getting hit on at the gym by a hot Spanish guy, turns out he is a PT looking for clients. I’ve signed up for life.

Gym done and 20k steps, all done before midday and when I get home I’ve still to make my own cups of tea. You lazy b*stards.

Having a night in and watching Jaws whilst drinking camomile tea. Wild indeed!

Feels like Instagram is now just people waiting at airports for delayed planes.

Well looks like I Fought the Law is going to be another good one!

Sometimes in life we need to pick a side.

Fuck it, it’s Monday!

Well that ending was just brilliant #Eastenders

Happy Bake Off day! Tonight. 8pm. Channel 4. #GBBO

Jurassic Park and #GBBO, the cross over we never knew we needed! 😂

Paul trying to taste Hassan’s Swiss roll. #GBBO

Only one model for today’s challenge. #SewingBee

My favourite always goes week 1. #GBBO

Esme shading George Clooney for absolutely no reason. #SewingBee

Recognised Monte straight away! #Neighbours