* 5 Years of Rping * Non Lewd and Lewd ONLY in DMS * Soft Bean *Multi-ship with chem.

*que the pillarmen theme from jojos bizarre adventure* @BUYTORGUE PRAISE BE TO YOU MY HOLY FRIEND OF EXPLOSION I THE DOOM SLAYER THE MIST BADASS DEMON SLAYER OF BADASSITUDE WELCOME YOU AND YOUR BADASSNESS

Fear the holy trinity of badassness

In the name of the father (guts) the son (goblin slayer) and the Holy Ghost (doom slayer) rip and tear amen

🔱𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫 𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢🔱 CHARLIE ALASTOR IS AT IT AGAIN HES MADE A FUCKING PIANO WITH FURBYS

@IICoolBeansII CHARLIE ALASTOR DID IT AGAIN HE MADE A FUCKING PIANO WITH FURBYS

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT CAN I BREAK THE HOTELS ONE RULE AND KILL HIM FOR THIS MONSTROSITY!!! HE WONT STOP PLAYING OLD TOWN ROAD AND ITS STARTING TO MAKE MY TRIGGER FINGER ITCHY //AUTHORS NOTE MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN

*starts laughing*

I now work for 𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝕵𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖞'𝖘 𝖈𝖚𝖒 𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖑 𝖙𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖓 as its employee and resident demon slayer/ security detail in the bar, and as a sort of “voice” for the tavern with hazbin hotel

BECAUSE NOT ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE LIKE US WE ARE THE BADASS GODS, EXPLOSIONS AND HEAVY METAL RUNS THROUGH OUR BLOOD

42K Retweets and wii get a Matt Youtooz, this is our best shot folks! LETS DO IT! RT AND SHARE EVERYWHERE!

Jesus fucking Christ do you guys miss me!!! I’ve taken the longest hiatus and I feel great to be back!!

@BUYTORGUE2 HEY MISTER TORGUE GUESS WHOS BACK FROM A LONG HIATUS YOUR BROTHER FROM A DEMONIC MOTHER WITH A SHOTGUN MEANT FOR EXPLOSIONS *demons blow up behind me* DOOOM SLAYER!!!!

@BUYTORGUE2 YO MR TORGUE I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THIS, if there is a handsome Jack does he have a sister named UGLY JILL!!!

YO Handsome Jack YOU HEARD THE TORGUE HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!