Arge! My evil sense is tingling again! I've been invited to a Party...Been a while since the last time I went out of my dusty...

I've only known Platyborg for a month and he's already general of my army :(

Now go to bed!

☓ Bow Down ☓

I have ∞ people to be my slaves. ✔❣

I'm thirsty for revenge

Oh, and I have a day off today. How are you guys? (:

Doofenshmirtz I'm great!

Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.

I feel like that baggy screaming girl needs to be prisoned because she has no purpose of being here

((I come to join the multitude of Doofs, welcome me minions lol))

Alright if I don't get followers fast in sending my new Normbots after each and every one of you!

Luckily I've built a small number of them so far since those kids broke me out *laughs* boy are they gonna regret that!

*works on a few robots* This would be sooooo much easier if I didn't have to completely redesign these things!

i will for ever be evil! 😈

Um.. well heheh.. I don't know what to tweet here. This is awkward. Uhh... HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ IS THE BEST. Heheh.

Evil me evil me evil me. DESPICABLE.. ME!

I'm back, Baby!

Finally #Doom-ed the exam board. Time for some EVIL~~!!

I'm going to need another statue like this one built but with me and my wife~