‘Tis a most frabjous day as yet another one of my beloved comrades celebrates their birthday! To celebrate the occasion, I attempted to craft a replication of Sir Gregor’s faithful friend. I hope he enjoys it!

Heathcliff Hohoho! No need to look, Smallest Sir Heathcliff!! I, Don Quixote, am *most* trustworthy.

AGUGHUAHGHAHGUHHHAAHHHHOO I YIELD! I YIELD! I SHALL BRING THEE WHATEVER THY HEART DESIRES! JUST CEASE THY ATTACKS! I BESEECH THEE, I BESEECH THEEEEEEEEEE—!

Understood, Littlest Sir Heathcliff! [ Don Quixote folded quick. Looks like being throttled and stuck in a glue trap seemed to have gotten through to him. ]

… No. Of course not, how absurd of you to even suggest that. Leave me be, please. I’m busy.

‘Twill be mine greatest pleasure to assist thee! Now, before we embark to that glorious carnival, which one couldst it be?

And I speak with utmost certainty that there shall be many more to come, Manager Esquire!! I shall return to my day-to-day height once thou hath placed me upon the floor, right? right?

… ‘Tis still a style that fits thee—!!! Verily.

‘Tis quite easy for mineself to describe these ever honest thoughts on the Fixers of the City!

Hehe~ I am most appreciative of thy appreciation for mine locks! Thou’rt allowed to kindly put thy hand to my head as many times as needed for that!

I hast come to mine attention that many of my coworkers hath gotten quite engrossed in reading some sort of fine literature in these recent days! How have I missed out? Perhaps I inquire about borrowing one of the books…

// I wanna answer strawpages but evening slots in my timetable + I got distracted with OC content …. Soon my minions, soon

A sensation most familiar… none hath had to brush mine locks for quite some time. ‘Tis nice. Couldst thou start again? Merely a couple more brushings, prithee…

I must confess… mine days art quite full so I hath little time to answer these lovely strawpages. ‘Tis time for a start of the week runthrough of some! Do ignore the irritating ‘beeeeeep’ between mine clips…