I will fwd you fake texts from other people to make up stories so you believe my stories. #FF

In high school, i put makeup on my upper cheek to fake a bruise so that people would feel sorry for me. #dontdateme #ff #followfriday

If you like blondes, I will go to the salon tomorrow.

I will steal my friends clothes.-&when they call me out on it-I'll deny it to my death-I dont care if it has their name on the tag-TS MINE

I respect the girl from Eagle County. #lakers #kobe #dontdateme #FF

You were in a group picture with me once-I cropped us out for my profile picture and kept it for months. Its not even a good picture.

I send you multiple paragraph facebook messages that have a full range of emotions from love, hate, and of course, crying. #FF

I am obsessed with Justin Bieber

nail done, hair done, everything did. #dontdateme #ohyoufancyhuh #teamfollowback

I had lunch the other day at your work and pretended like I didn't know you worked there. #crazybitch

I sat through your entire 4 hour graduation ceremony so we could take a picture together after it. #crazybitch

I took a picture on my cell phone of a picture of your family in your room once. #crazybitch

Just finished my interview with @hannahstormespn for #nbafacetoface. Cool interview. Good time.

New Text Alert: Do u wanna hang out again this year just curious.

Facebook encounter: hey, i'm coming back sooooon. lets chill. i'll call u tm or somethin

#imthatgirlfriend that has like 5 boyfriends 2 hubbys and a couple jumpoffs this is not a game #dontdateme #toobadforyou hahahahas shadaapp

Patron in my cup