My wife just promoted me to President of the in trouble club

I don’t want to be a chud anymore I want to be woke

No that’s lowkey the most fun part of DSA

When bitterness finally replaces the pain

Dmitri Karamazov that’s my twin

Went to Walmart without a shopping list or meal plan and now I’m homeless

God bless my chud life

It’s crazy that the name Levi is short for Leviticus

Crazy how eager everyone is to shit on poetry on here, you could probably post one of Shakespeare’s sonnets and if you were a millennial she/they everyone would say it blows ass

Everyone needs a bestie who gets more drunk than them and does more embarrassing shit than them so as to take the heat off of you

It’s hard to look at our world today and not come to the conclusion that Hitler won WW2 in the end

Put off cleaning the fridge for months and it took ten minutes

They were called the weather underground because they were on a mission to destroy the weather machine