My yearly tweet to beg everyone to move to somewhere in Texas instead of living in LA so we can live in decent sized houses for reasonable prices, all hang out together and be near a centrally located airport.

Why do customers think they can ask smart ass questions and not think they’re not going to receive a sarcastic answer back.

Taking the risk to get thrown in middle eastern jail for an IPA is wild

Never let your girlfriend handle cooking, she will claim it has a pristine charred taste meanwhile it’s actually burnt.

If you pay for promotion on twitter and I see it on my TL it’s a instant block

Whenever I see the word “ Prosecco” Emma D’Arcy’s voice pops into my head “A Negroni, Sbagliato, with Prosecco in it.” Does this happen with anyone else?

Hot take but every time I see a non-colored person say they hate hip hop crowds I always assume it’s because they’re low key racist and they don’t realize they’re showing that side of them selves.

Richard Fierro is a patriot and a hero. You can read more about him in this great reporting by @David_Philipps: nytimes.com/2022/11/21/us/…

Forget about twitter what’s your Clash of Clans name??!

Roaches get sprayed with poison and act like they got flash banged, stop being so dramatic

I’m not familiar with rural America or conservatives but is this how they all think?

I’m not familiar with rural America or conservatives but is this how they all think?

Forget a music recommendation what are some podcasts you would recommended

Also I haven’t been on here for a while and I hopped on and I have more followers but it’s all spam OF accounts is this happening to anyone else?

PSA eating two McGriddles and 4 hot n spicy’s everyday for a month will in fact make your ass jiggle(not in the good way either)

Lost Lands forever has my heart, close friends, new friends and all the strangers in between I had a top tier weekend.

Selling two John Summit Experts only Tahoe tickets for February 21st only. Just looking for face value.