I'd rather just be no one than the Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas

This country doesn't want women to succeed.

Why have I seen the word quashes in headlines approximately 87 times in the last three days and all this time I thought it was squashes!

Ya know what's funny about this is that...Y'ALL HAVE LOST YOUR GD MINDS. RAHM EMANUEL? STFUASTFD

sorry I can't go out tonight I'm too busy watching Punch the Monkey trying to get his stuffed animal to hug him

Let us remember, men only reached the moon because of the tireless work of a segregated black woman who performed math none of them could. She was also born in WV and attended West Virginia University, where a scholarship program exists for other black students in STEM named

Flat earthers be like it's just round and flat at the same time.

Ahora no bebé, mamá está monitoreando la transmisión de la NASA, hoy le damos la vuelta a la luna

I really need one of them to reply: just because you say it, doesn't make it true.

Meanwhile, I still have clients whose sites use table layouts, but sure.

NASA is the best of America, what America used to be: professional, science-based, dedicated to excellence, idealistic, and dazzlingly ambitious. May America one day recover its NASA soul.

I don’t really understand the maths it takes to send humans behind the Moon and bring them back safely. And the more I sit with that, the more it genuinely messes with my head even tho my love for physics and my knowledge of physics is astounding to a point Somebody had to work

If we're going to start a nuclear war, do I really need to write this blog post?

Hi! I’m Rise! About a week ago, I launched aboard the Artemis II mission with four of my besties. Since then, I have been serving a very important purpose aboard the Orion spacecraft… I float. (And I look cute.) Today, I am taking over the Artemis social media accounts! -Rise

spent friday tracking down 7K bot requests hammering a client's site in minutes. turns out it was coming from inside the house. Liquid Web by Nexcess told me it was an 'external source.' sir that IP is in your ASN. After asking them to identify the abuse, they said they'd open a ticket 👀

Sorry I can text or chat until after 9pm tonight. I’ll be holding my breath until then.

I want a moon mission once per month for my mental health. It’s admittedly more expensive than the Wellbutrin, but also much more effective.

Wait, is that Jon Stewart

Happy Earth Day!

The earth is just spinning through infinite darkness at 67,000 miles per hour and somehow it also made blueberries?? And laughing?? And the feeling of sun on your face?? What is this place. What a an absolute gift.