so based on a recent call and discussion with colleagues… … When a dealer is hiding drugs in their ass we have questions. -Do you lube to put it up? -Does it feel like u’re prairie dogging -Is there a moan at any point -do u enjoy pegging -do u not eat not trying 2 b funny

One of the few things i do t miss about active duty. Would have to try to defend the joes who legitimately needed something done.

when the one you were really into but destroyed your confidence after dating introducing you to family and her daughter hits you up, and says she’s not attracted to you hits you up and says she misses you and wants to do the dirty…

popeyes Zaxbys chic canes kfc but chic isn’t a regular chicken joint

literally the best at these

now i think i need to add “Dog Dad” to my profile.

Disappint me all you want but you disappoint my kids thats where i draw the line.

If you know.. you know!

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Ladies & Gentlemen, HISTORY has been made! We have truly become a Joint Force! 🎥 Found by my Battle Buddy @FelViktor, The Armor Major presents you 🎥 evidence of the first true U.S. Army & U.S. Marines joint interoperability😎. We may now enjoy energy drinks & crayons together as one🇺🇸

well state inspection went as well as i anticipated 😂

wonder why i have an issue with my ex with my kids

Same

PSA: 1.Don’t look past the 🚩 2.Put your 🦶down with the abuse early (see rule 1) 3. After a separation/divorce multiply narcissism x10, x2 the gaslighting and,thats just under what you’ll expect to have to deal with. 4. Stand your ground 5. continue to be an active parent

Maybe she didn’t feel like it because youre an asshat.