gave in around 4:30 this afternoon

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everyone must pay the bathroom toll to the bathroom guardian

i recently had one of my own tissue samples carbon dated and the results show that i am over 7 million years old… #girlboss

“The rise in autistic self-identification with rigid lists of behaviours and “symptoms” is at odds with the utopian intentions of the neurodiversity movement.” Clem Bastow and Ali Schnabel on online neurodiversity in late capitalism. overland.org.au/2025/07/beyond…

OKAY! THIS IS INSANE BUT! did anyone else read an article this month where the MH370 crash was blamed on russia and case closed? i swear to fucking GOD i read this but now cannot find ANYTHING and im losing my MIND!!!!!!!

really amazing shape for an animal to be

question for the masses that has arisen while playing death stranding 2. do you guys think anyone has ever done a motion-captured cock and balls

I'm not reading all that. Sanction Israel and stop enriching Israel. Free Palestine. Long live Palestine.

just opened a sachet of wet cat food to feed the creatures and it sprayed all over my eyes and mouth. TGIF

big huge wide mind takes unfolding over on bluesky

yeah :)

kind of obsessed with this spam email’s gall

hi temple and webster i am appreciative that you have nice rugs for a good price but if you think for even a second that i am downloading an app for a fucking online furniture store so i can track my delivery. what can i say. you are taking pills that are both insane and demonic

really taken with this photo my dad just sent me from his holiday in aotearoa

it is tough being a thirty year old woman with the hands of a fifty year old italian deli guy but we make do

it is kind of incredible that one of the most desirable heterosexual acts is getting your pussy ate but then when a man verbalises anything to do with it it’s truly like. you disgusting pitiful creep. don’t you dare open your mouth ever again

new apartment slowly coming together 😛