Does it count as “flattening the curve” if the curve has gone drastically, insanely up in the last 3 months?

New pandemic stage: bought a Switch in anticipation of lockdown. #noregrets

Secret recordings reveal political directives, tension over Alberta's pandemic response cbc.ca/news/canada/ed…

This story describes it as a ‘so-called “second wave” of COVID-19.’ I think you could possibly re-word this, Globalnews.ca, considering this “so-called” wave is by far worse than the first. globalnews.ca/news/7516458/a…

I believe that I am now at least 30% cookie.

Nothing to invigorate the mind like reading replies to government-issued statements.

Shout out to the dude with the backwards Oilers cap who spit on the sidewalk no less than 20 times while running in front of me this morning. #blessed

Morning coffee is for fuel but afternoon coffee is for the love of the game.

Coffee machine and toaster stopped working simultaneously, do I go back to bed now?

Remember when the world boycotted the Vancouver Olympics over genocide in Canada?

Both I and Michael Phelps know how to swim.

we've tasted blood now. celebrities must fight to the death for the oscars from now on

this is an exciting time if you’re a large amount of money

BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke. A real one.

BREAKING: A better world isn't possible — government source

Called out.