[~*Throws Mel at her* x.com/SagaciousCoy/s…

"Ohmygod Charlize Theron!"

"She was just there!" x.com/SagaciousCoy/s…

"Miss Theron! Can I get your autograph please?"

"Man... She's just completely ignored me."

"Wait what?" x.com/elliejgculding…

"Agreed." x.com/SagaciousCoy/s…

[~SOMEONE LOVE MEL DAMN IT

-innocent smile plastered across her face. After all, it wasn't evert day that Sʜɪᴀ MᴄCᴜᴛᴄʜᴇᴏɴ acknowledged your existence.

-yes?" The woman found it quite suspicious that Sʜɪᴀ MᴄCᴜᴛᴄʜᴇᴏɴ just agreed to let her go with her, bit she didn't care really.

-anything to please their idol, especially Sʜɪᴀ MᴄCᴜᴛᴄʜᴇᴏɴ.

-that Sʜɪᴀ MᴄCᴜᴛᴄʜᴇᴏɴ guessed it practically straight away. Her idol just kept getting better!

"Oh-" x.com/SagaciousCoy/s…