Have you lost your mind? There’s a bomb crater where my backyard used to be and rubble is all over the neighborhood. Every window in my house got blown out and there’s a gopher dancing on my front porch. You’ve gone too far this time Johnny. #KarateKid #DanielLarusso #CobraKai

Mr Miyagi taught me so much and now I get to pass those lessons on to the younger generation as I’m hosting Reading Rainbow. Wholesome old fashioned ethics for a culture that needs it the most.Which book should we start with first? #ReadingRainbow #DanielLarusso #Miyagi #CobraKai

Well Spidey, we finally meet..and I always wanted to ask something. Aren’t you glad you don’t shoot your webs from your ass like most spiders do. You gotta feel like you dodged a bullet on that one right? Want to do something fun? I know where Batman lives,let’s go cover his

Breaking News 🗞️ Local car salesman Daniel Larusso has his home attacked by a terrorist organization known as Cobra Kai. Possibly a sleeper cell ran by Bill Murray from the Bushwood Country Club. Catch this and more at 10 o’clock.

The only thing that could stop me was Johnny, Danny Boy, Chozen and even that washed up furniture salesman Barnes working together.Instead little Daniel and pretty boy are feuding while I’m making plans to take over. In the meantime I’ll just relax at the mansion.

It’s not easy being incredibly cultured, filthy rich and good looking. Except for me it’s very easy. I am the King Cobra 🐍 of the valley. I just have to sit back and time my strike perfectly. #CobraKai #Terrysilver

Being a nerd is one thing but add on being a pussy lib fairy on the most overrated tv show of all time = this asshole #SheldonSucks

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Cobra Kai!💪🥋🐍💯 NO MERCY! 💚🐸💚 MAKE THAT JEWBAK WALL WAIL. ✡️ Terry Silver John Kreese Johnny Lawrence Daniel Larusso

Do you believe? #Aliens #XFiles #FoxMulder #TheXFiles #UFO #UFOs

Made me think of you Johnny Lawrence

The dojo just got an unexpected visit from Steven Seagal. The word has gotten around that I cook out every Friday with other martial artists and drink beer. He never misses out on free food.. You could say he’s not Above the Law of free food..or my cookout is Marked for Death..or

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Vladimir Putin is in Alaska. This can only mean one thing..look out for paratroopers and get ready to piss in your radiator. #Putin #America #RedDawn

I’m taking Amanda out for a nice time. Am I supposed to take her to a heavy metal show??? You can laugh all you want but we’re going to have a good time and I’ll be getting lucky afterwards.

Who wins this matchup of #AnimalFightClub Hippo VS Rhino #Hippo #Rhino #Animals #Fights #NoMercy

This is #JohnnyLawrenceFightClub You decide who wins in the comments and the poll inside. This battle is between two people who would undoubtedly hate one another. A legendary vigilante with an insane kill count against a ruthless criminal who gets joy from making the public

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