That "one drink to help you relax" is basically a gateway drink. #PGP

“Post Grad Problems: At least when it's really cold outside you have a legitimate excuse for looking disheveled. #PGP” @DSump781

“Post Grad Problems: "I wasn't able to do No Shave November, but I'm definitely doing "Don't Care December". #PGP” @DSump781

Scary situation in KC right now as a player and another person have been shot at the Chiefs facility. Don't want to ... tmi.me/Bjt1e

“Michael Admire: “@WebKCTV5: BREAKING NEWS - Police: Chiefs player kills girlfriend then kills self bit.ly/SmYiVl”” Darren Rovell

Police: #Chiefs player, 25, was met by coaches in the parking lot of the practice facility and then took his own life.

“Post Grad Problems: GIving your coworkers the PG version of what you did on the weekend. #PGP” @DSump781

"I'd take an addy bender and 2 finals over this cubicle right now." #PGP

“Post Grad Problems: "Do I sound like a douche on the phone?" #PGP” @DSump781

@DSump781 nice profile pic! Where is your headset?

Shout out to my lil bro Kevin Krumme on turning 21 this week! Sorry I can't make the party bus bro..drink 1 for me!! #partbus #squintinjohn

@DSump781 @ohdanyellie @maximumfratting looking forward to pregaming at Maxxx's place in Soulard! We need to by a box of beads too!

Enjoying the day off and about to roll to the airport to pick up @DSump781...should be an awesome weekend!

A near death experience on I-70 warrants a few beers @DSump781 #gratefultobealive #wow

I just realized my last tweet dates back to February. No bueno. Cori Krumme is now all over Twitter

Austin #VoiceSave

#VoiceSave Caroline

“Post Grad Problems: Living dangerously now means having one beer on your lunch break. #PGP” @DSump781

“Rowdy Gentleman 🇺🇸: A Rowdy Gentleman didn't walk at graduation. He stumbled.” Kevin Krumme