This lady at my job pissed cause she put her boyfriend out last night and he ain't have nowhere to stay so he goes to the casino and hit for 10k now he keep FaceTiming her counting the money.

man my teacher looked like tony soprano

Hotels be like, "It’s $160 a night and you’re staying 2 nights, so that brings your total to $950."

PSA 10 Bin Laden

nigga look like Erik Spoelstra

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

michael jackson’s funeral was on my 11th birthday and my parents were so distraught, they almost forgot to take me to the water park and my dad got hurt on the first slide and by the time we got out of medical it started raining and i just fell to my knees and started crying and

crazy that there’s a million stereotypes about minorities smelling bad then u go to a white persons house and it smells like dog surgery

Kids need BOTH parents btw. The conversation literally stops there.

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

Now imagine how many lies she told against this boy for them to put a camera in the room

People on Instagram are enjoying sunsets, vacations, destination weddings. People on X are posting like we’re in the final chapters before civilization collapses. Same world. Different timelines.

It used to look so real

niggas that eat hella candy will beat tf outta you

75 ass whippings

8 piece traditional with fries

the funniest thing about soulja boy doing everything first is that there’s somehow always proof too

Waffle House is so good