The laptop market is terrible, the only decent laptops come from Apple.

credit karma: “your credit score is 800” car dealerships: “ma’am. your shit is 325”

This the funniest shit I seen all year 😭😭

was on that test like “i ain’t pick B in a while so it must be C”

I PASSED THE FUCKIN BAR EXAM!!!

"Can yall lil niggas guess how many diamonds in my AP?"

u said fuck me and i was like cool , so now what’s the problem ?

this the store rochelle was shopping at

why y’all ain’t vote for that lady?

how soft you gotta be to be offended by RUSH HOUR

January 24, 2026 🌹 Join us for Derrick Rose Jersey Retirement Night when we officially add No. 1 to the United Center rafters.

No black pro phone is killing me 🫠

STARTING 2025 I WAS A LITTLE LOST AND DIDN’T KNOW HOW IT WAS GONNA GO BUT FAST FORWARD AND NOW IM HERE 1,000,000 SUBS THANK YOU GOD❤️GOAL IS OFFICIALLY COMPLETE

It’s crazy how one day I just stopped tweeting and only used this for likes and retweets. This app changed so much over the years. Shit used to be peak 😂

Happy Founders day to all the good brothers out there🤙🏾🖤🧊🦍 #06TTGB #APHIA #1906 #CCJKMOT

Is it me or is everybody just deleting they post😂 You see a quote try to go to the OG post and that mf be gone 😂 Stand on business mf!

sounds like something a nigga who didnt get airpods for christmas would say

Nigga we built this shit, brick by brick.

Look at the generational difference - 1990s: • Get a university degree • Get a 9–5 job • Suit and tie • Get promoted • Get married at 21 • Buy a house at 25 • 4 kids, 1 dog • Retire at 60 2026: • Survive… Show more