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John, looking down at his wife, eyes vacant and innocent: ‘You….friend?’ Gisele: ‘I’m begging you to stop announcing publicly how horny it makes you when Israel kills children.’ John: *loud and angry Frankenstein grunt*

Kevin, Stuart, Bob, Otto, Mel, Dave, Tim, Carl, Gus, Phil, Ralph, Ron, Mark, Cinco, and Ken

Seems like a good time to post the story of how ICP's bodyguard beat the shit out of Thom Yorke at a show in San Diego in the mid-90s.

May 5x5 baby

Real as hell

My GPA was 0 and I got 0 on my SAT and I spent all my free time jacking off and I got into every school in the world CBS News CNN ABC News NBC News

I only like posting on Instagram after I've had exactly 4 beers any other time it feels like a chore

I’m glad bugs bunny said this

"I never see you at the club" Ok? I never see you at the vintage pig goodwill shelf

this is my biological clock

半顔になったデイブ😂 #USJファン #デイブファン

Everyone mourning the loss of Jonathan Joss because of his role as John Redcorn need to EXCLAIM why he died. His house was burned down because he was gay. Neighbors killed his dog because Jonathan was gay. He was killed because he was gay.

There's a guy on my block who sits on his front porch and plays bass along to funk tracks, dudes rock

I'm like an IPA beer guy but for bottom shelf energy drinks