Update on life: bought a new car last night. Had it for less than 12 hours before someone tried to break into it.

Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. That's why everyone who works retail doesn't tell you to go fuck yourself.

Colorado was so good. Not even home yet and I’m missing all the homies and laughing until my face hurt. Bmx is tight.

Alright may be going a little out there for all the people trying to change the world but did we really need to create a term for people who are comfortable with the gender they were born with? Asking for myself.

While I’m on topic, I feel like if you think you’re “informed” and make that thought public then you’re basically clueless and trying to justify your ignorance.

A #Connecticut woman is awarded more than $85K after being hit in the face with a bowl of pasta thrown by a lawyer during an argument with another person. #tortlaw ow.ly/f3yF30kro71 via ABA Journal,

“What other country has judges?” thedailybeast.com/trump-praises-…

This is awesome RT @kevviesmurf: my new favorite pastime is commenting "Barack and Michelle Obama" on conservative instagram posts and seeing the responses pic.x.com/fP5FGpI2uU

I’m at the point in life where I think it’s hilarious when people are serious about things that genuinely don’t have any effect on their lives.

Really impressed with United Airlines on this trip back, especially with them getting my bike from plane to plane when I had to run from gate to gate.

Definitely rare for me to both get my luggage and praise an airline at this point.

Holy shit

I am,you are, we are all Koulibaly Kalidou #notoracism #enoughisenough

Beer me please

This isn't how retainers work fam x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Bikes. Beers. Repeat.

Every dinner at Ditch Matt Esquire’s 😗🌶👌🏼 x.com/benjifromphill…

Some days I feel like I’d rather be the guy googling how long it takes to cook minute rice

That Dan Kruk part is wiiiild.

And that @666MikeG tho!!!!