[Used the material from one of @VelvetVileHelot’s hats] x.com/disparagedvipe…

All I want.... x.com/sensual/status…

youtu.be/YjZNBGY0A38

[Proceed with cation: I bite.]

What do I gotta do? Beg? @VelvetVileHelot

[Growls quietly] x.com/velvetvilehelo…

[Thinks about it & shrugs] x.com/velvetvilehelo…

Someone’s not being /fair/ today. x.com/velvetvilehelo…

Everything’s fair in Kingdom Stellan NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW. x.com/velvetvilehelo…

[Is going to take back Kingdom Stellan. Planning coup.]

I just came here to have a good time & now I feel personally victimized by Damon Salvatore.

Yes. Obviously. x.com/velvetvilehelo…

YES. x.com/velvetvilehelo…

If you drink three bottles of NyQuil you will sleep for a very long time... ...or so I ...heard...

And by “soundproof the house” - I do mean moving all of his bedroom furniture to the front lawn.

[Burns all of @VelvetVileHelot’s bedding in the backyard.]