This!!! 🙌🏻😂😂😂 #idispatch #happy4th instagram.com/p/Bzc51L7lBoU/…

Twitter always knows!

Let the binge begin. stranger things S1E1

When you answer the phone at work and the person on the other end says “Oh thank god, it’s you”. 😊💛 #iam911

Challenge Coin Giveaway! How to win: 1)Follow Chicago PD 14th Dist 2)RT Our friends on the Area North 4383 Bike Team donated this amazing Challenge Coin to give to 1 of our followers. Winner announced on Thursday! A big thank you to Sgt. Mescall and his 🚲 team #9PMRoutine 🔒🏠🚗

If disappointment burned calories, I’d be a size 0 in no time.

When a local agency calls for clarification on on a pistol permit and refers to the classification H as “hand held” and wants to know if they have any “long range” registered to them. What!?!

When you thought you’d enjoy this summer but so far it’s been work, sleep, repeat. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Working with a dayshifter on the overnight. I’m on my 2nd double. I don’t have patience with his awakness or the volume of the TV. #gobacktodays #ratherworkbymyself #teamnightshift

Not a happy customer AT&T ! 😡

introvertdear.com/news/introvert…. This is me all day long!! I wondered if it was wrong that I’m avoiding 3 events tomorrow because I’m peopled out.

Finally have an evening off. #wineme

The city water flowing thru the pipes of this nasty building tastes better than what's coming out of our new work water cooler. #gross #canigetarefund

Torture for someone who hates to write is having to take an English Comp class.

Filed a missing report on my voice. Please return if located. Don’t bother calling, just text me. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #areyoufrighinkiddingme #kindahardtodispatch

Big changes happening. All good, yet my anxiety is working overtime right now.

Trying not to totally loose my shit. Just worked 14 days in a row. Coworker books for Mids. Looks like I’m getting held and I’m moving tomorrow. Are you fucking kidding me! 🤬 #endofrant

Brilliant!

As everyone gets ready for #valentinesday2020❤ tomorrow, remember the importance of font selection so we're not called for stalking charges 💘 #loveletters #stalking #sweethearts #youcanhidebutillfindyou