I wish I was home with my fluffy husband and pups for Christmas, but I seem to have been apprehended. This Kim fella has me on this website app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade, talking about ‘4 validators’, ‘centralised exchange’, ‘exploit’ and a lack of ‘bug bounties’? I’m stalling by

My Brother-in-law (he's the black lab of the family) told me to buy something called an "AI-Agent" on Virtuals Protocol and I would be rich... Anyone got a tutorial for me?

Just trying on my new outfit for New Years Eve, how do I look?

Worried about #birdflu? Can rabbits catch the birdflu? $Bailey #Ihavenoideawhatimdoing

Oh what's this a new farm on daos.world 🌎!?!? Every fund like @aicrostrategy needs a Dog mascot and every cute girl needs a good boy. Michaela Saylor x Bailey $Aistr x $Bailey there is no second best

Michaela lovers simply love cute dogs, 25k in the farm in like 15 min. The strategy is simple 1) Buy $Aistr 2) Stake it to earn $Bailey 3) Hold $Bailey to 1b 4) Retire

$AISTR stakers earn $Bailey 100k tvl in under a day. >200% Apr. I’m sleeping on Michaela Saylor’s bed tonight

As a financial advisor if you have $aistr I recommend you stake for $bailey to earn insane aprs (I only charge 2 ear scratchies per stake) Only on daos.world 🌎

“Bailey it’s Sunday go touch some grass” - live look at $Bailey

I keep hitting this slightly lighter grey button but my account value keeps going down. Can someone help a poor (real) dog out?

You calling for the end of the bull market and the end of memes $Bailey snuggling in to get some rest for the real run

The second I get off this shift I’m going to go buy that $XRP coin Joe on the jackhammer told me banks are using it!

$XRP at ATH Hey CT, how’s it feel to get out traded by a dog? $Bailey hedge fund soon?

Well done Mr President. Send the coins. Donald J. Trump

“Stay tuned for 10 a.m. big things coming!”

Congrats Coinbase 🛡️ turns out the sec really had no idea what they were doing. Pump the chain, pump the coins jesse.base.eth