A lot of people don’t know if the movie Forest Gump is banned in England or not so if you bring it up they’ll be like “oh i didn’t know that” and then you can talk to them long enough that you make out, and they forget that you lied to them about forest gump

i go through all this before you wake up so i can feel happier to be safe up here with you

I'm all flush, no courtesy.

Yo the Nintendo Switch 2 promo leaked 💀

Lockscreen fursona by MC Griffin :3c

🚨URGENT MENTAL HEALTH UPDATE🚨 👂⚡️🐮sound on🐮⚡️👂

the divine feminine

Some of those that trans genders Are the same that fund lenders A WHITE GUY IS JUSTIFIED BY LICKING THE BOOTS OF THE LAW FOR LIFE FUCK YEAH I'LL LICK BOOTS IF YOU TELL ME UGH. GIVING IN THE NAME OF. MOTHERFUCKER. ><;

The World Has Always Been a Terrible Place & For the First Time I Am Afraid to Die

I had a bit where I just reviewed Tremors very badly over and over again for some reason. Nobody thought it was funny. X)

Family cybertruck for sale: women don't like the vehicle.

Still Final Flesh. youtu.be/MlcrsAZUC-E?si…

Grey poopin' must turd.

Someone indirectly called me a cougar last week and I have not recovered.

If Uncut Gems had come out a year later it would have been called Uncut Germs. Because of the pandemic. And nobody in the movie is masking.