I believe this is what they call a “life hack”

That Van Gogh one tho.... sweet lords.

I just think it takes a real sack of shit to watch a fire jump from their house to the neighbours and then think it's fine to just not fight that part of the fire cause it's "not their jurisdiction". I hate it here.

Excuse me, where are the phat asses? I literally know nothing, is this a joke in the promotion?

I've... got... that.... dog in me?

Flights and hotel booked. Imma go touch a beach. Among other things....

Do not underestimate my magic abilities

In two days, I get to meet a man that I have been conversing with for over three years. We're getting coffee and going to a concert. I am very excited and also, terrified.

I requested a brutal handling and it was delivered swiftly and with no remorse. I'm so happy.

If you are going to ugly cry, at least do it somewhere beautiful.

Change of plan. Quietly wheep over some great food.

To be clear, the crying is cause I'm too happy.

It's the small things in life...

We can’t believe ITS OVER 9000 followers already 😱🐉 We can’t thank you awesome people enough!! Let’s have some fun, with a special dragon themed Small Quetzal, the feathered serpent 🐉🪽🧡 Quetzal insertable version coming soon! G1v3away👇

*sobs in spoilt*

Well, I guess I'll just spend a lot of time missing him then. whomp whomp whomp

You dropped these... OFFSET

Caught a wild Aurora display this evening. At one point it filled the whole sky..... 😍 I took all of these photos on my Pixel 7 with night mode and a 6 second exposure. Photos were taken in Bragg Creek provincial park, Alberta.

I’m just here for the orbs really 🔮

WTS fantasy toys!! I will attach a Google Document as well as my Reddit post below for information on each toy, but DMs are always welcome! 🥰🩷💕 Thank you so much for even just looking!! 🫂🩷🩵✨ It means the most!