@therealcherilyn Have I told you my dick is covered in chocolate?

Banks are assholes

@SexyHornyBiSlut Will you marry me?

@therealcherilyn Why did you cross out the word anal?

@E4_Guppy That's no Ton-80

@E4_Guppy So you have 5 guys in your mouth right now?

O'Fallon Brewery & #stl homebrewer @mfgrocery team up for a Pro-Am entry in this year's Great American Beer Festival: http://bit.ly/9sPjZH #craftbeer

Do you believe in unlikelihoods?

@Nashty18 http://sports.cbsimg.net/u/gettyimages/photos/GYI0059694287.2547188_large.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/yf7j8hz

I'm up to about 4K, From now til end of the month, I will donate 1$ for each follower I get to the Red Cross Haiti Relief Fund #haiti #NHL

@therealcherilyn LIES! You know me and yet you still don't follow me! ;)

I found out that to get 6 pack abs, you can't drink anymore 6 packs. Fuck it, I'll stay fat.

When you're The Vatican, you can flaunt women's hockey gold w/cigars & beer! USA just lucky to be allowed to play in same nation on same ice

BRING IT CANADA!!!!!!

Psst...IOC -> RT Andrew Bucholtz Shirtless. RT Greg Wyshynski: Patrick Kane will start the second period with a Molson and a cigar in his hands.

ATTN Team Canada: suck my balls

The only high I have yet to experience is a runner's high.

@therealcherilyn So I guess you take cream in your coffee

Pretty good stuff from these guys ♫ http://blip.fm/~m1agk