What is my life rn

Why do we say bless u when people sneeze

Why doesn’t Travis Kelce want to marry me

Ok?

Does anyone ever know what she’s saying

Even the dog park people are onto me

“Playing kickball was actually really fun. It’s like hanging out with your friends, but fun.” -sonali

In my next life can I be less empathetic

What goes on

Honestly

Last night Dez glued an earring to my ear because I lost the back

“Oh I know why I missed the shrimp cocktail last night, I was crying”

I giggle

Wait what if mozzarella sticks are actually American cheese

Became an aunt yesterday. Best day of my life so far 😭

Two things I want for Christmas: 1. A new car 2. A new best friend my current versions of each are too worn out and don’t function as they should

ok makes sense soapie

Can people stop doing Christmas proposals

HANG THIS IN THE DINGER TUESDAY HALL OF FAME 🤯 $25 into almost $40,000 is WILD 😱 (via Henny from the island of Naath)