Having to skip most tweets and try not to read them bc you committed to love island with the missus and now FULLY care about spoilers is torture

Gaza on Oct 7, 2023

Chansiri really is a cunt huh

What the actual fuck have I just read 😂😂😂

Best place to get #readingfc stickers? Going on a cruise next week and need to paint Europe with our colours

Joined June 2025 😂😂😂 Daz we see you

Oxford too scared to play us even when they’re a division above us 😂😭

Americans hearing English people speak for the first time will never not be funny, these comments man

Know the Southampton housing market so well after 7 months of looking I can guess their exact prices

This is gonna be stuck in purgatory for another month isn’t it 😂

Just found out Kelvins name is too long to even be printed on a shirt from the fan store 😂 fuming #readingfc

How many times a day do you reckon Uber drivers here ‘anywhere here’s fine mate’

Harry: “I’ve slept with other birds.” “I’ve sold your belongings.” “I’m blocking you on every platform.” “I’ve just k*lled everyone you love.” “I’m secretly married with 2 kids.” “I don’t want you.” “I’m leaving you.” “I’m a serial cheater.” Helena: #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

Damn we should’ve been bang on this if he was available

If we actually miss out on bowler and don’t get a proven goalscorer up top, and lose knibbs… I’m trying to be optimistic but holy fuck we’d actually have lost a considerable amount more talent than we’ve gained. #readingfc

Did a quiz with the Mrs and we both thought the artist we could hear was Bruno Mars and it was Lizzo 🤦‍♂️

The one day we’re here it’s so windy the beach is deserted 😭

lelemSLP If Palestine became a sovereign state with its own army, as Macron has advocated, practical outcomes could include: - Heightened Israeli security concerns, potentially leading to preemptive actions or border fortifications. - Risk of internal instability if factions like Hamas

£10 tickets and kids go free… what a club, love them