Ive been falling asleep in front of the tv this weekend cos goblin + recovery mode. And each time I wake up its Gordon Ramsey on the screen. What is the world trying to tell me? That my life is currently a hotel nightmare in hells kitchen before i can be a next level masterchef?

Not me waiting for my Taco Bell Nacho delivery because I think I am following Gary Neville’s orders as he repeats Iheanacho and Garnacho again and again #manutdvsleicester

You know how your parents would say there is no use in skateboarding so much when you’re a kid? Guess what mom and dad I am now great at balancing in a tube full of people even when the handles are out of reach. So keep 🛹 kids, esp if ure gonna be a short adult living in LDN.

Look at how happy Sir Alex Ferguson is, so fricking precious! We need to make him happy all the time.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ #CarabaoCup winners: Manchester United 🏆🤩

Thank you Campaign for including me on their AI thought piece

What a match to catch irl. How bless to just live a train ride away from United 🙏🏽❤️

This sounds bonkers but Ive been CATFISHED BY BABIES. Parents use filters on social and probably from a place of no harm & vibez, but it changes their face,eyes &nose shape and their skin colour. And now i have to pretend not to get shock by how your baby look different irl than

Ive been unwell so ive been training myself out of negative thoughts while on the mend. E.g I havnt been able to talk much, so Im pretending im adele on vocal rest in between concerts. Ytday I was in bed the whole day playing the role of comma patient in an Oscar winning role.

Me in my head each time I’m on the bus and someone new comes onboard : “Please dont sit next to me please dont sit next to me please🙏🏽🤲🏽” New bus person: “Hi is this seat taken?” Me: “No, not at all” with the widest welcoming smile #infj

Read and Save this twitter thread ⬇️ if you want to know how Twitter works and how you could “hack” its algorithm for your advantage. Great knowledge for all you social creatives esp on tweet feeds an engagement.

Great read and thought from Mara on How Strats are using Chat GPT ⬇️ creative.salon/articles/featu…

Hi Friends, my friends’ 11 Month Old Baby has been diagnosed with Alexander Disease - a typically fatal neurodegenerative disease. Max + babies and kids like him could use your help in funding a cure for this disease. Please help 🙏🏽❤️ gofund.me/725229f3

REMISSSSSSSSSIOOOONNNN 🥳🥳

Just heard my ankle crack so loud, I expected it to glow in the dark.

OK SO YOU’VE JUMPED ON THE THREADS BANDWAGON threads.net/t/CuWac8jtOQ0/… Yes I made a thread about Threads on my Threads to inform you more about Threads.

Did you catch our ad on ITV? We hope it inspires you to get outside and embrace nature to help boost your mood. Discover how to get your #DailyDoseOfNature 🌳 🔗 wwf.org.uk/prescription-f…

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about missing his mother after she recently passed away. “When I miss her I remember it’s because she made me so happy, I can celebrate her & miss her at the same time”

Im back in Singapore to be with dad who just had heart surgery. While doing my work next to him, i thought he was watching the news but he was watching me on photoshop and midjourney in awe and has just made a list of “visual pranks” he wants me to do to send to his brothers.