The insurance man said we should record all our valuables. The only thing we've inherited is my grandfather's moonshine crock. And it's empty.

Dealing with a parent who has dementia is very difficult. Even things that should be an easy fix...are ridiculously difficult.

It sounds like an alien spacecraft has landed in the neighborhood. My guess is they're lost.

I've just had a discussion on the pros and cons of different ice cream containers.....youth was so fleeting.

It's that time of year all the ads for prom dresses. You know spent 1000.00 dollars only worn for a few hours....cause daddy got more money than common sense. 00

I've made several poor decisions today...but not as poor as yesterday.

It's very special when someone trust you enough to fall asleep in your arms.

At point did Buck become the standard for nakedness....

Somehow I've got the reputation that if you call me after 6pm I'll be in bed.....think what you want people.

I don't care what she said....

If you ever give me any kind of dish with bananas in it.The first thing I'm going ask is...does it taste like bananas.

Me to dog: look that wasn't your I've got to pee bark....that was your crazed killer in the front yard bark. Let's all calm down.

I would pay extra for filters at the dmv.

My appointment was at 2:00, then moved to 2:30, then moved to 2:45....I hope these people know I go to bed early.

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. It's also easier to just ignore it.

Is that a baked potato? I prefer to call it my sour cream and butter holder.

There's a weird noise coming out of the pipes. It could be the plumbing or a ghost. Are exorcist cheaper than plumbers....

Hey there are UFOs out there! What ev....