Tamil Nadu ke hill station pe bohot construction ho raha hai. Ooty hai building

If Eve had twitter dot com

Six plus hours of drinking and I didn’t smoke once. Crown me already.

intimacy of crossing stairs 1) dil ka bhawar kare pukar 2) in the mood for love

chiggy viggy is short for chignesh vignesh

oomf actually means one of my fuckups

Should I clock in at work or…?

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My cab driver is giving very pick me vibes

Naming my son ted, short for aborted

I’ve never seen Valentine’s Day getting as much importance as I have since being on this app

What is kanda light dinner?

Girls will consider rewatching fleabag s2 just to wreck their mental health. I’m girls.

If we’re playing chidhiya udd and I say mazaak will you lift your finger?

First in my bloodline to get a line in my blood

The eighth deadly sin is picking your nose in public 🤢

Some days I wake up and I’m convinced I’m the chosen one, cause what do you mean I dropped my phone from the auto and it’s all fine??

Interviewer: so what are your weaknesses? Me: I pull a door that says push because my brain is smooth af

The thing I had to finish was a dosa in the office canteen ☝🏽🤓

happy lunatic new year